Archive for Classic Jokes

100 Things Culchies Love

// March 19th, 2013 // Comments Off on 100 Things Culchies Love // Funny but lame Jokes

This is very funny and for the majority true, its a list of 100 things culchies love.

1. A nice bit of ham
2. Buttered biscuits
3. Diggin Houles
4. Saying it’s too cold to snow
5. Pretending to like Holy Week

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Funny Dog Joke

// November 2nd, 2012 // Comments Off on Funny Dog Joke // Classic Jokes

Talking dog walks into a dole office.

The clerk says, “Oh my God, a Talking Dog – you should definitely get a job in the circus”


The dog says, “The Circus?”… “What would they want with a plumber?”

Sort but funny joke

// May 25th, 2012 // Comments Off on Sort but funny joke // Classic Jokes, Funny but lame Jokes

When I was young, I had to walk the plank.


We couldn’t afford a dog!

Fish Cakes – Joke

// November 28th, 2011 // Comments Off on Fish Cakes – Joke // Classic Jokes, Funny but lame Jokes

A man walks into a fish shop with a fish under his arm and says “Do you have fish cakes?”.

The fishmonger says, sorry, we have no fish cakes today!

The man says, thats a pity, …. its his birthday today !

0 to 200 in 10 seconds

// September 23rd, 2010 // Comments Off on 0 to 200 in 10 seconds // Funny but lame Jokes

Will was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him “Will, Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in front of the house that goes from 0 to 200 in 10 seconds … And it better be there !”

The next morning he Will got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and she smiled … there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Smaller than she thought – perhaps its keys!

Confused, Wills wife put on her gown and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Will has been missing since Friday.