// March 19th, 2013 // Comments Off // Funny but lame Jokes
This is very funny and for the majority true, its a list of 100 things culchies love.
1. A nice bit of ham
2. Buttered biscuits
3. Diggin Houles
4. Saying it’s too cold to snow
5. Pretending to like Holy Week
// November 2nd, 2012 // Comments Off // Classic Jokes
Talking dog walks into a dole office.
The clerk says, “Oh my God, a Talking Dog – you should definitely get a job in the circus”
The dog says, “The Circus?”… “What would they want with a plumber?”
// May 25th, 2012 // Comments Off // Classic Jokes, Funny but lame Jokes
When I was young, I had to walk the plank.
We couldn’t afford a dog!
// April 26th, 2012 // Comments Off // Classic Jokes
If there was a CD for Old Folks, the Top 10 Songs for Old Folks might include:
You make me feel like napping (Leo Sayer)
Denture Queen (Abba)
I am woman, hear me snore
On the commode again (Willy Nelson)
50 ways to lose your kidney (Paul Simon)
I can’t see clearly now
Once, twice, three times to the bathroom
A whiter shade of hair
I’ll never break your hip
// March 31st, 2012 // Comments Off // Pranks and Practical Jokes
April Fools Day is a fun time of year and I have collated some of the best April Fools Pranks on the web here.
If your best April Fools Day prank is to cover the toilet seat with cling film then perhaps you might get some inspiration from the April Fools Pranks and Fun below;
April Fools Zone – April Fools Pranks Collection
Kidz World : April fools practical jokes and pranks
My Favourite April Fools Day Trick is, if you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet seat, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out cable) and get the picture of the toilet on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud , clapping and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there (thus thinking it is a live feed from the toilet) !
What ever you get up to this April Fools Day, remember to be sensible and not to do something which could hurt others. Don’t be a fool yourself!
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