// September 23rd, 2010 // Comments Off on 0 to 200 in 10 seconds // Funny but lame Jokes
Will was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him “Will, Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in front of the house that goes from 0 to 200 in 10 seconds … And it better be there !”
The next morning he Will got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and she smiled … there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Smaller than she thought – perhaps its keys!
Confused, Wills wife put on her gown and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Will has been missing since Friday.