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Fish Cakes – Joke

// November 28th, 2011 // Comments Off // Classic Jokes, Funny but lame Jokes

A man walks into a fish shop with a fish under his arm and says “Do you have fish cakes?”.

The fishmonger says, sorry, we have no fish cakes today!

The man says, thats a pity, …. its his birthday today !

0 to 200 in 10 seconds

// September 23rd, 2010 // Comments Off // Funny but lame Jokes

Will was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him “Will, Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in front of the house that goes from 0 to 200 in 10 seconds … And it better be there !”

The next morning he Will got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and she smiled … there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Smaller than she thought – perhaps its keys!

Confused, Wills wife put on her gown and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Will has been missing since Friday.

Bad Puns / Sayings

// May 16th, 2009 // Comments Off // Funny but lame Jokes

Here are a few bad puns / sayings.

I keep getting splinters – Hopefully I won’t get any more … touch wood!

My Parents made lots of sacrifices when I was younger … they wre druids

Don’t ring the Swine Flu Hotline … all I got was crackling.
Don’t email them either … all I got was SPAM.

Quick Joke – Chuffed

// April 27th, 2009 // Comments Off // Funny but lame Jokes

My friend was suicidal and was very sad and depressed.

So I pushed him infront of a steam train

He was Chuffed to Death!

Quick Joke – Cemetery

// April 26th, 2009 // Comments Off // Funny but lame Jokes

Walking through a cemetery I saw a man behind a tombstone.

“Morning”, I said.

“No – Just talking a Dump” – he replied !