Archive for Classic Jokes

Include your Children when Baking Cookies

// November 11th, 2009 // Comments Off // Funny Real Life Jokes

This was an actual newspaper headline.

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Bad Puns / Sayings

// May 16th, 2009 // Comments Off // Funny but lame Jokes

Here are a few bad puns / sayings.

I keep getting splinters – Hopefully I won’t get any more … touch wood!

My Parents made lots of sacrifices when I was younger … they wre druids

Don’t ring the Swine Flu Hotline … all I got was crackling.
Don’t email them either … all I got was SPAM.

Quick Joke – Chuffed

// April 27th, 2009 // Comments Off // Funny but lame Jokes

My friend was suicidal and was very sad and depressed.

So I pushed him infront of a steam train

He was Chuffed to Death!

Quick Joke – Cemetery

// April 26th, 2009 // Comments Off // Funny but lame Jokes

Walking through a cemetery I saw a man behind a tombstone.

“Morning”, I said.

“No – Just talking a Dump” – he replied !