The Top 200 Funniest Jokes on the Website

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No	Page	Votes	Average Joke Rating
1	A Large list of Ali-G Quotes	601
2	Flight Mechanics have a Sense of Humour	108
3	Father Ted Quotes	65
4	Kids Say the Darn'dest Things	81
5	Funny Homer Simpson Quotes	601
6	Decision made for you	47
7	13 Things to Hate about people	298
8	Childrens Books which never got Published	69
9	Funny George Bush Quotes	129
10	101 Amazing Ways To Order A Pizza	340
11	Insurance Claims - Details from Claim Forms	19
12	Useful Product Information	45
13	Inflight Announcements	37
14	How to Confuse your Room-mate	98
15	20 Responses to Telemarketers	38
16	The Facts of Life : Great Lessons Learned in Life	29
17	How to give a Cat a Pill	146
18	Rules for Cats to live by	38
19	Classic Quotes of Formula 1 Commentator Murray Walker	37
20	How To Drive other People insane	210
21	Nervous Priest Sips Vodka	58
22	The list of Dilbert Quotes	43
23	The Man Rules	55
24	50 things Culchies love to do	44
25	Funny Exam Answers	116
26	George Carlin Quotes	38
27	Comments made by Lawyers, Law and the Courts	26
28	Cruel Humour	128
29	Fun things to do in an exam	124
30	Homer Simpsons Beer Song	256
31	Calls to Technical Support - Wheres the Any Key ?	23
32	Sarcasm for Beginners	30
33	Yo Mommas So Fat�	76
34	The Laws of TV and Movies	27
35	Ireland for beginners	59
36	How Stupid ! � Quotes to Cringe at	72
37	Errors made in Emails	48
38	Large collection of Funny Bumper Stickers	19
39	Dogs and Cats Diaries	111
40	Performance Appraisals	25
41	The French Lesson - La or Le	24
42	Washing the Cat (an Instruction Guide)	24
43	Famous TV & Sporting Quotes	20
44	Ways to annoy and irritate people	161
45	Problems with Foreign Product Names	13
46	15 things to do when in a Drive Thru	210
47	Things you really need to know	32
48	Prison V's Work (a comparison)	38
49	Funny Signs and Notices - when translated to English	12
50	Mind Games Dogs Play With Humans	63
51	Chinese Proverbs	28
52	Actual Newspaper Headlines	51
53	How to recognise Real Dubliners	78
54	Mothers and Childrens Names	69
55	President' Bush Meets the Queen	35
56	List of Tommy Cooper Jokes and Quotes	59
57	Intersting Anagrams	15
58	Travel Advice for Tourists to Britain & United Kingdom	28
59	Norm Peterson Quotes (from Cheers)	17
60	Stupid People - How some people qualify as Idiots	24
61	Extracts from CVs / Resumes and Covering Letters	14
62	Blonde Jokes III	69
63	The Truth about Computers in Movies	21
64	The Bar Phrase-Book	11
65	Things only Mom can teach us	17
66	The Womens Dictionary	91
67	Important Rules for Writers	10
68	The Accountant and the interview	19
69	The Culchie Dictionary	37
70	The Blonde and the Mail Box	17
71	Great Beer Quotes	17
72	Bullshit Bingo Card	14
73	Drivers in the USA	14
74	Extracts from Resignation Letters	145
75	Learning to Fly	22
76	Dear Son ( an Irish Mothers Letter )	121
77	The Little Office Prayer	16
78	Useful Research Phrases	13
79	Why ? - Questions which just cannot be answered !	58
80	Answers given on Family Fortunes	30
81	Seniors and Peanuts	133
82	Caught Speeding	217
83	Blonde Medical Terminoligy	16
84	Words of Wisdom	36
85	Another list of Funny Signs and Notices	14
86	Don't Step on the Ducks	10
87	Answers from Driving Exams	45
88	Some Universal Truths	31
89	Cool Magic Card Trick	65
90	The Stella Awards	7
91	If Operating Systems's were women	22
92	Useful Expressions for those High Stress Days	15
93	Bart Simpson Blackboard Scribblings	73
94	Bush snubs Irish Papal Candidate	49
95	25 Interesting & Funny Questions	84
96	Hello Directory Enquiries �	13
97	Job Descriptions	17
98	Trying to get to Sleep	57
99	Boyfriend Upgrades	41
100	Spelling to get into Heaven	27
101	You are a true child of the 80s, if �	65
102	The list of Quick Jokes '2'	91
103	German Car Maintenance	11
104	The Kind Lawyer	56
105	More Famous TV & Sporting Quotes - II	37
106	10 things you should not say to a speed cop	27
107	You Know you've been out of University too long when�	7
108	Why It's Good to be a Woman	79
109	Scientific Excuses	16
110	25 things Men should know about fashion and style	25
111	She was Soooo Blonde that�.	19
112	Dispencing Justice	10
113	How to Confuse Santa	49
114	Want to be a good programmer ?	66
115	Etch-a-Sketch Technical Support	24
116	30 things to make you smile	458
117	Blonde Jokes II	232
118	Best Positions in Bed	221
119	Childbirth from a Childs Perspective	36
120	When (Not IF) there is a Fire !	25
121	The Holy Escort Agency	40
122	I would love to but�	33
123	How Lent is celebrated in Ireland	106
124	Quotes on Technology and Computers	12
125	The Exam- tips on Cheating ? Don't !	85
126	The Cork Dictionary & Dialect Guide	19
127	More Funny Classic One Liners	138
128	How to Write Gooder	36
129	50 Pick Up Lines & Chat Up Lines	33
130	Errors in Newspaper Stories	24
131	Which Father Ted Character are you ?	8
132	The Aussie / Australian Slang Dictionary	16
133	The Appreciation of Postal Workers	117
134	Test Your Stress	618
135	Lessons for Life	13
136	You've been working with Computers too long when�	12
137	Life Rules	12
138	The Bigshot in a small town	47
139	The Blind Date	11
140	The One Question IQ Test	203
141	A Quick Eye Exam	109
142	Child of the 90s? Remember these...	82
143	Complaints to Landlords	16
144	For the love of Tractors	8
145	Orgys? All You can Eat ?	42
146	Father Ted and Dougal in Shannon	53
147	The Scanger Test - Are you a Scanger ?	20
148	Useful Office Phrases	46
149	The Shoe Shop Receipt	35
150	Blonde Jokes 1	80
151	Mans New Best Friend	32
152	Optical Illusion - More Moving Circles	77
153	Quick... Before it Starts !	36
154	Facts about Americans. Did you know that ...	12
155	Who Wants to be a Millionaire (Irish Style)	41
156	Pole Dancing Statues � How They Earn Money!	82
157	If You Can... (This is So True!)	81
158	The Impossible Colours Test	18
159	How to Describe an Idiot	31
160	Learning a Foreign Language. Why?	22
161	Easter Eggs in Windows Applications	25
162	If Women Ruled the World	224
163	The list of Office Buzzwords	23
164	Funny Answering Machine Messages	259
165	Emergency Calls in Ireland	16
166	Kids Letters to God	23
167	The Best / Worst Christmas Jokes	10
168	13 Sayings of Inspiration & Motivation in the Office	52
169	Chinese Horiscope Test	34
170	Which Simpsons Character are you ?	204
171	Signs you've had too much of the 90's	8
172	Interesting Facts and Trivia	151
173	The Large List of - Why did the chicken cross the road?	16
174	A few Very Quick Jokes	33
175	Chat & SMS Text Messaging Shorthand and Acronyms	68
176	New Rover Logo	110
177	The Two Girlfriends	40
178	The Designated Driver	37
179	Government Health Warnings for Alcohol	10
180	Interesting Language Research	21
181	Uni-Sex Hair Salon ?	66
182	The Free Horoscope Test	29
183	Exit, No Exit, Exit - WTF ?	46
184	20 Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers	16
185	The Right Thing to do�	10
186	Rules for driving in Ireland today	135
187	The Best / Worst Kids Jokes	256
188	The list of Quick Jokes	89
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