13 things to hate about people
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do
I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the
entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the
TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too". F***ing right! What good is a cake if you can't
eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the f*** would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and
stare at the f***ing floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't
really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f***??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What
can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has
the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing
here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to
be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you
don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It
has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank
looks. Well I'll have a McStraw, and jam it in your McEyes you
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