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50 Pick Up Lines & Chat Up Lines
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking
off?
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I
see!
- Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your
Bedrock!
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my
feet.
- Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your
heart.
- Did you hurt your self when you fell from Heaven ?
- Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk
by again?
- Do you want to see something swell?
- Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or
anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have
ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
- Get your coat love, you've pulled.
- Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter,
wha-wha-what's your name?
- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I
see you, you turn me on!
- Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the
beautiful smile.
- Hi, my name is (Name), how do you like me so far?
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you.
- Hi. Are you cute?
- I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!
- I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the
Pretty Woman.
- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel
better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile
for me?
- I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
- I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my
weakness.
- I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you
been drinking?
- I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece
of heaven.
- If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I
together.
- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would
be walking through my garden forever.
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold
it against me?
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be
McGorgeous.
- I'm easy. Are you?
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.
- I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
- I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots
of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to
heaven?
- Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man
can get.
- I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under
the patio at home.
- I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to
look pretty good.
- My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you
blouse in a public place.
- Pardon me Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number,
could I borrow yours?
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
- Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown
some nice melons!
- Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for
global warming.
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
- You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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