| "No, really, I'm OK to drive." | I'm wasted and should have someone bring me home but I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with. |
| "I'm not used to these darts." | I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed. |
| "You get this one, next round is on me." | We won't be here long enough to get another round. |
| "I'll get this one, next one is on you." |
This place has dollar drafts and beers are $4.50 a pop at the next bar. |
| "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" | I have no interest whatsoever in talking to you other than you're a way to get your friend into a compromising position. |
| "Lets get out of here." | I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that biker guy's helmet. |
| "I don't feel well, lets go home." (female) | You are paying more attention to your friends than me. |
| "I've had like 10 beers already." | I've only had 3, but I need an excuse to behave this way. |
| "Who's got the next round?" | I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention. |
| "What do you have on tap?" | What's cheap? |
| "Do you have any Wild Turkey?" | I want to make my friend really sick so we can all laugh at him in the morning. |
| "I'm out of here, I have to work in the morning." | I owe that guy who just walked in the door 100 bucks and have been avoiding him since football season. |
| "Excuse me." (male to male) | Get out of the way. |
| "Excuse me." (male to female) | I am going to grope you now. |
| "Excuse me." (female to male) | Don't even think about groping me, just get out of the way. |
| "Excuse me." (female to female) | Move your butt. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like the slut you are. |
