| "No, really, I'm OK to drive." |
I'm wasted and should have someone bring
me home but I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who
I am going home with. |
| "I'm not used to these darts." |
I'm not used to throwing anything smaller
than a pool cue when I am this bombed. |
| "You get this one, next round is on me." |
We won't be here long enough to get
another round. |
| "I'll get this one, next one is on you." |
This place has dollar drafts and beers
are $4.50 a pop at the next bar. |
| "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" |
I have no interest whatsoever in talking
to you other than you're a way to get your friend into a
compromising position. |
| "Lets get out of here." |
I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer
into that biker guy's helmet. |
| "I don't feel well, lets go home."
(female) |
You are paying more attention to your
friends than me. |
| "I've had like 10 beers already." |
I've only had 3, but I need an excuse to
behave this way. |
| "Who's got the next round?" |
I haven't bought a round in almost 3
years, but I am an expert at diverting attention. |
| "What do you have on tap?" |
What's cheap? |
| "Do you have any Wild Turkey?" |
I want to make my friend really sick so
we can all laugh at him in the morning. |
| "I'm out of here, I have to work in the
morning." |
I owe that guy who just walked in the
door 100 bucks and have been avoiding him since football
season. |
| "Excuse me." (male to male) |
Get out of the way. |
| "Excuse me." (male to female) |
I am going to grope you now. |
| "Excuse me." (female to male) |
Don't even think about groping me, just get out of
the way. |
| "Excuse me." (female to female) |
Move your butt. Who do you think you are anyway? You
are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute
that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho... Get
your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like the slut
you are. |
