Bart Simpsons Top 30 Blackboard Entries
At the start of The Simpsons, Bart Simpson writes something on the blackboard. Below you can find a list of the Top 30 Things that Bart Simpson writes on the blackboard during detention.
- The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with 'Hail Satan.'
- I will not barf unless I'm sick.
- Funny noises are not funny.
- I will not conduct my own fire drills.
- I will not fake seizures.
- This punishment is not boring and pointless.
- I will not prescribe medication.
- I will not yell ' She's Dead ' at roll call.
- Teacher is not a leper.
- I will not teach others to fly.
- A burp is not an answer.
- I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
- High explosives and school don't mix.
- I will not grease the monkey bars.
- Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
- My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
- 'Bart Bucks' are not legal tender.
- The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
- I am not a dentist.
- I did not see Elvis.
- I will not aim for the head.
- I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
- I will not bury the new kid.
- I will not bring sheep to class.
- I will not eat things for money.
- I will not waste chalk.
- I will not call my teacher ' Hot Cakes.'
- I will not belch the National Anthem.
- They are laughing at me, not with me.
- I will finish what I sta