Great Beer Quotes
You can't be a real country unless you have a
beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a
football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you
need a beer.
- Frank Zappa
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of
alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer.
- Plato
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the
time.
- Catherine Zandonella
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your
drink.
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
- Winston Churchill's reply
Sir, you are drunk.
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.
Yes, and you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning
I shall be sober.
- Winston Churchill's reply
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would
have given us stomachs.
- David Daye
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to
be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while
drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
- Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was
also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well
with pizza.
- Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a
few drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
People who drink light "beer" don't
like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer
the world.
- Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of
sweet beer.
- Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such
as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to
make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting.
- George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer.
- Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be
drunk to spend time with fools.
- For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
- Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't
like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you
with beer.
- Homer Simpson