How Stupid! Quotes to Cringe at.
You may ask yourself how can celebs and
famous people be so stupid when they say things. Do celebs fake
being so dumb. Judge for yourself ... read on !
Question: If you could live
forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live
forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama
in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor
starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean
I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've
lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke
Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any
other part of my body." - Winston Bennett, University of
Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has
one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor
Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"We're going to turn this team around 360
degrees." - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas
Mavericks.
"That scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." - A
congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half this game is ninety per cent
mental." - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager
"It isn't pollution that's harming the
environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are
doing it." - Al Gore, former Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up
in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former Vice President
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