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01) A nice bit a ham.
02) Buttered biscuits.
03) Diggin Holes.
04) Saying tis too cold to snow
05) A dinner dance
06) Tayto Cheese & Onion
07) Countin money.
08) A stretch in d'evenings
09) Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
10) Starting conversations with 'Do ya know whos dead ?'
11) Pretending to like Harp or Pioneer
12) Marietta biskits.
13) Drivin inta poholes with the tractor
14) Shania Twain.
15) Heifers
16) Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17) Steel toe caps.
18) A big bowl of stew
19) Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA Matches
20) Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21) The smell of silage.
22) a door stop of Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23) Work Clothes
24) A bottle of mineral.
25) Fighting with d'neighbours
26) Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27) 'The' Hurling and Futball.
28) Bakin n cabbage.
29) Price of calves.
30) Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31) Sayin' things like 'Well Holy God ... will ya look at that'
32) Dirty number plates so they cant get caught with the speed cameras
33) The Fear of Change.
34) A nice bit of Barnbrac with a cup a Strong Tay
35) Drinkin tay off a saucer.
36) Building stone walls.
37) Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38) Flowery Spuds
39) Talking about the long evenin's
40) A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41) Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42) The replay of the Sunday Game on Monday
43) Talkin bout machinery.
44) Sayin' things like 'Arra fer Jaysus Sake'
45) A good read of Buy n Sell.
46) Winnin a tukey at the cards.
47) Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48) A Gud bail a Turf, because dat Centril heatin's only a wemins ting.
49) Soda farls.
50) Sponge 'n Custurt
