One day Marty met a girl called Lorraine. They had a lot in common and she was very nice looking, he liked Lorraine.
Some days later, Marty was walking home from college and met a girl called Clearly. After much laughter about her funny name, given to her by her hippy parents in the 70's, Marty and Clearly got on very well. Clearly, was bubbly, full of fun and very attractive.
Marty didn't know his luck but had to make a choice in time for the Spring Dance. He decided to bring them both on one date and whoever he liked best he would escort to the dance.
He brought Clearly to the Funfair, and they had a great time on the Dodgems, and winning prizes at the tests of skill games. He really thought Clearly was the best - but he still had to date Lorraine who he had more in common with, and was in her own way as attractive as Clearly.
He brought Lorraine to the seaside and had a brilliant time, walking in the water. When suddenly they were both hit by a huge wave. Lorraine was swept out to sea, and under the water. Marty waited to see if there was any sign of Lorraine, to no avail.
Marty stood on the shore, when from one corner of his face a smile started to appear ... he then said to himself ...
