// May 16th, 2009 // Comments Off on Bad Puns / Sayings // Funny but lame Jokes
Here are a few bad puns / sayings.
I keep getting splinters – Hopefully I won’t get any more … touch wood!
My Parents made lots of sacrifices when I was younger … they wre druids
Don’t ring the Swine Flu Hotline … all I got was crackling.
Don’t email them either … all I got was SPAM.